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A Mother Fucking Tumblr
Speaks Sarcasm, Dirty, Heyspanyol
Born on May 10
(via lookingforsatellites)
- what you said: I like metal music
- what they heard: sometimes at midnight Satan my dark lord and I go to his basement and have jam sessions which then turn into orgies with Hitler and Mussolini
Oh no, my period!
- patrick stump: step one- drink
- me: lmao you mean a Capri Sun or something don't you my sweet prince
- Patrick: step two- make mistake
- me: no silly you don't make mistakes you little ball of fluffy perfect you
- Patrick: Step 3- Pretend you don't remember
- me: Pretend to not remember what my sweet little angel, did big boys hurt you?
- Patrick: step four- drink a little more
- me: do you want lemonade this time cutie
- Patrick: step 5- I need to run dry
- me: what? do you want to play races? ok last one at the finish line is a big pussy emo called Pete ok run along dear
About
I'm Carol.This blog is socially unacceptable.
I go to great lengths to conceal this blog from people I know.
I enjoy homosexual intercourse.
I'm in love with Mikey Way in a purely homosexual way.
My favorite bands are My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Panic! At The Disco, and Cobra Starship.
OTP'S:
Mikey/Gabe
Mikey/Pete
Mikey/Frank
Patrick/Brendon
Joe/William
Ryan/Brendon
Nate/Alex
I strongly dislike Gabillium and Frerard. No seriously I get this disgusted look whenever I see/hear/think about them.
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imagine if this happened*meeting your favourite celebrity*You: Hi, I'm-celebrity: I know who you are, I stalk your blog on tumblr omg. I know that you love me and I want you to bear my children. Let's raise the fuck out of our kids okay and then we can get married omg, we're meant to be. we can have amazing kinky sex all the time like in all the fanfiction you read. i also own a blog and it is full of pictures of you, with manips and stories of our fabulous love story omg lets have sex okay
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i was bored so i made a suavarro rec list \m/
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Don’t you just love the hollidays?
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Reblog if you pretty much know what the inside of Ian and Anthony's house looks like.
