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A Mother Fucking Tumblr

Speaks Sarcasm, Dirty, Heyspanyol Born on May 10
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  • what you said: I like metal music
  • what they heard: sometimes at midnight Satan my dark lord and I go to his basement and have jam sessions which then turn into orgies with Hitler and Mussolini
  • patrick stump: step one- drink
  • me: lmao you mean a Capri Sun or something don't you my sweet prince
  • Patrick: step two- make mistake
  • me: no silly you don't make mistakes you little ball of fluffy perfect you
  • Patrick: Step 3- Pretend you don't remember
  • me: Pretend to not remember what my sweet little angel, did big boys hurt you?
  • Patrick: step four- drink a little more
  • me: do you want lemonade this time cutie
  • Patrick: step 5- I need to run dry
  • me: what? do you want to play races? ok last one at the finish line is a big pussy emo called Pete ok run along dear
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I'm Carol.
This blog is socially unacceptable.
I go to great lengths to conceal this blog from people I know.
I enjoy homosexual intercourse.
I'm in love with Mikey Way in a purely homosexual way.
My favorite bands are My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Green Day, Panic! At The Disco, and Cobra Starship.
OTP'S:
Mikey/Gabe
Mikey/Pete
Mikey/Frank
Patrick/Brendon
Joe/William
Ryan/Brendon
Nate/Alex

I strongly dislike Gabillium and Frerard. No seriously I get this disgusted look whenever I see/hear/think about them.

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